We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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