Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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