Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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