New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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