I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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