Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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