No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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