doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She even gives head with a lisp.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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