Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Can vaginas get frostbite?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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