So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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