in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Terrible idea I love it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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