I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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