I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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