Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize