dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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