There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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