I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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