i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
there is puke in my bra ... again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
