was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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