Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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