Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
In America we eat man semen.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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