i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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