Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I want her autograph on my taint
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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