I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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