i barfeds in our rink
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
