It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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