Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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