i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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