ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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