Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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