i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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