he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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