watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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