i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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