How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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