If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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