As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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