Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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