this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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