Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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