so that wasnt chicken after all
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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