He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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