My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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