It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
3pm strippers are depressing
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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