sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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