Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
where are you?
Hypothermia
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize