Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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