its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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