Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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