Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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