He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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