The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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