we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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